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January 24, 2011 / douglasac

Brittany’s One Liners

Brittany Pierce - Quinn gives birth Throw the baby out with the bathwater

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I like Glee. I love Brittany. She says some weird crap, but most of it’s funny. Here’s some of my favourites.

  • “Cross country skiier…a happy meal, no onions, and a chicken” – On what Tina’s new style of dress should be.
  • “A male duck.” – On what a Ballad is.
  • “I bet that duck’s in that hat.” – On The Hate Of Fate being introduced after her male duck line.
  • “A blanket.” – On what a duet is.
  • “Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?” – On Dolphins.
  • “Does he mean like a burglar alarm?” – On Kurt’s Dad saying they should use protection.
  • “People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers.” – On her summer vacation.
  • “For a while I thought you were a robot.” – On Artie.
  • “I’m Mike Chang.” – On trying to trick the Substitute Glee instructor.
  • “Please don’t pull out all my teeth. When I smile, I’ll look like an adult baby but with boobs." – On having cavities in every tooth.
  • “I’m going as a peanut allergy.” – On her Halloween costume.
  • “I’ve totally done that.” – On throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
  • “I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.” – On being confronted about alleged adultery.

Perhaps you like Brittany from Glee, too. What are your favourite one-liners of hers?


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